1: Flare

New Mexico (with Santa Fe marked), a flare gun, human eyes, and the Subway logo.

New Mexico (with Santa Fe marked), a flare gun, human eyes, and the Subway logo.

In 2007, Avery Edison flew from Britain to New Mexico, with the intention of using it as a starting point for a trip across the U.S. Instead, she mooched off a hippie, fell in lust with a sandwich artist, and started a small magnesium fire.

Voice artists: 
Merlin Mann, the voice of Natasha's Father, is on Twitter as @hotdogsladies.
Jay Frosting, who voiced Jerry, is on Twitter as @JayFrosting.
Esther Adaire, who played my Aunt, is on Twitter as @esthermaschine.
Romy Sugden, the voice of Natasha, is on Twitter as @rahrahtempleton.

Music:
Liam Cooke, who tweets as @inky, has released all of his music on Bandcamp.

Script:
A transcript of this episode is available in HTML format, and as a PDF.